Posted 8 months ago

Why I Tried to Kill Myself at Penn

pennmentalhealth:

During my sophomore year at Penn, I tried to kill myself by swallowing a bottle of Wellbutrin. I spent 4 days in the hospital.

Penn’s response? – Sending some administrator to see me in the hospital (HUP). The first and only thing that she said was, “Are we going to make this an annual pattern?”…

Posted 9 months ago

resume:

"Research Assistant, October 2012 - May 2013"

  • worked on increasing efficiency of branch and bound algorithms
  • familiar with C/C++, Java, R, Python, Ruby, SQL databases
  • published paper in prestigious journal

reality: 

"Science Monkey, about 2 weeks"

  • concocted creative excuses for lack of progress
  • familiar with the internet, Microsoft Word, and instant noodles
  • cried extensively into personal journal
Posted 11 months ago
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Posted 11 months ago
spiffybaylorbear:

The only thing I’ve learned from O-chem so far

spiffybaylorbear:

The only thing I’ve learned from O-chem so far

Posted 1 year ago

Simply Put

Posted 1 year ago
  1. Me: WOW NOW THAT I'M LIVING IN AN APARTMENT I CAN COOK WHATEVER I WANT!
  2. Me: NOW I DON'T HAVE TO CRY OVER FOOD TUMBLRS I CAN JUST MAKE THIS STUFF THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!
  3. Me: *Eats ramen and microwaves pizzas for literally every meal*
Posted 1 year ago

sandwiches

Posted 1 year ago

omigod my old high school played gangnam style at the pep rally

Posted 1 year ago

i want a single because i need a place to fart in peace