- me: *wakes up 10 minutes before class*
- me: *grabs bag and runs out of dorm*
- me: *realizes I have to poop*
- me: I don't have time for this shit
Fudge chocolate cake is usually really delicious and each spoonful is filled with flavor to savor. but then the dining experience is ruined when you’re forced to eat 10 fudge chocolate cakes in 1 in an eating contest and it becomes indigestible and gag reflex-inducing and everything is kind of like vomit.
the quarter system kind of does that with learning.
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Spongebob can’t learn fine dining because it’s too much information. He thinks he’s going to explode.
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Scientists are well educated and don’t make mistakes because they have their degrees and what not.